And this is why we're playing Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader: Barge Edition! To cure you of all the misconceptions that ail you!

[In a less forcefully enthusiastic, more naturally chill tone:]

Neither of us get a say in you being the guy who gets me my deal, man. You won't get anyone a deal, even if you do spontaneously graduate right now, unless you've got a permanent Warden.