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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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Comments

[stressingwitchface]

Something infinitely more thoughtful and creative than Paperclip.

[helluvamess]

Like what, Kiki Junior?

[stressingwitchface]

I would have to THINK on it.

[helluvamess]

I've got lists of great names already. Grape Fiesta, The Letter R, Soap Crisis, Chadicle...

I already claimed those ones but I can give you some of the others I'm not sure I'll use.

[stressingwitchface]

I am not going to NEED them because I don't have a palisman, you idiot! And I don't want a list of your stupid names anyway!

[helluvamess]

Your loss. I was even gonna let you pick Kaboom or Nail Polish.

[stressingwitchface]

This is stupid. You're stupid. Your FACE is stupid.

[helluvamess]

Hah! You think I don't know that? I have to look at it in a mirror!

[stressingwitchface]

I hate you!

[helluvamess]

Join the club!

But can you fucking hate me later? I've got shit to do.

[stressingwitchface]

Fine.