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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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[helluvamess]

Cause I'll be cheating, obviously.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Like I can't cheat.

[helluvamess]

Then I guess we see who cheats better!

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're fucking on.

[helluvamess]

We get Lark naked first though, right?

[atowncalledtreffy]

You think we can? He's a lawyer who also cheats.

[helluvamess]

Then it sounds like it's gonna be a great fucking night one way or another. Better if there's booze too.

[Do you really want your inmate drunk and horned up while playing strip poker, Trevor?]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Go to my room and look under the floorboards. Grab a bottle or three.

[helluvamess]

Gotta be three. One each, and I'll finish anything you lightweights don't get to.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I'm three times your size and I've been drunk since I was thirteen!

[helluvamess]

And I've won a drinking contest with the Original Sin of Gluttony, bitch! I'll drink you under the table and then some!

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're a fucking liar, and I'm gonna prove it!

[helluvamess]

Of course I'm a fucking liar! But not about that so better bring a spare liver asshole!

[atowncalledtreffy]

[affectionately]

Shithead!