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"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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Oh is that all? [He relaxes, not sounding as wary as he continues.] Yeah well. Humans don't really know about demons or hell or any of that shit back home.

You probably didn't piss him off that much, Stolas is kind of a pushover like that.

Big important demons are pushovers now?

I mean, you bite the right spot on his neck and you'll see what I mean.

If you're trying to set me up with him I hope you know you're not getting paid to be a pimp.

Nah, you've got a girlfriend~ waiting for you, remember? But Stolas is, I mean... it's not like I've ever seen him get into a fight? Pretty sure he wouldn't know how. And sure he's powerful but he's all about... I don't know? Stars and shit?

[It occurs to him that he doesn't really know what Stolas does outside of being royal.]

Technically I have a girlfriend and a boyfriend but it's not official yet.

What?

Come on, he has to know how to fight, right?

[Oh he's gonna tuck that away for later, Trevor, don't you worry.]

I don't think the goetia royalty learn that shit? Like they've got guards and legions and shit like that. The most I've seen is him possessing someone one time and throwing a bottle at someone another.

I mean, his ass got kidnapped and pretty beat up once...