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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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Re: [Audio]

[helluvamess]

So what, be all fucking... sucking his dick and pretending nice and shit?

[Look, for someone who's always said exactly what they're thinking all the time, that's a tall order.]

Re: [Audio]

[falkeditupagain]

[Hanna stares at his communicator, trying so hard not to ask, but he can't help it.]

Okay, now I'm confused. I thought I knew what he had going on down there but now I'm totally not sure. [He really doesn't want or need to know, but he's never going to stop thinking about which one it is if he never asks.]

But, uh. No. That sounds like a shitty thing to do also. Pretending is bullshit. Just, I don't know. Maybe not scream at him to fuck in the middle of the night? Shoot him a text, ask him if he's feeling it rather than just showing up? Solidify the terms so you're both on the same page? There are hundreds of options between screaming and pretending to be nice.

Re: [Audio]

[helluvamess]

Oh he's got one of those cloaca things. Wears a strap sometimes which is also great, I'm not picky about my pleasure you know?

Re: [Audio]

[falkeditupagain]

[Hanna now has to reconcile that he did ask and probably shouldn't have. And Blitz, did you just ignore his advice in favor of telling him about Stolas' junk?]

Oh...huh. I guess he really is a bird. [The fact that he's so tall also makes him wonder about the size relative to the both of them being so much shorter and- he isn't thinking about this any more.]

Um. Well? I hope shit settles down a little and you get your arrangement sorted out. I'm around if you need anything else, I guess. Whenever.