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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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[helluvamess]

You're lucky there's no complaints system here, can't say you've been doing a good job.

But don't worry about me, I'm handling myself just fine on this shitfest of a boat.

[riseunparalleled]

I think someone did have a complaints box, but people don't always take advantages of the resources they have to hand.

I'm glad to hear it. Still, if there's something you want, that I might be able to get for you, or something that I might be able to tell you, I'd be happy to.

[helluvamess]

Something I want huh?

[He doubts anything he'd ask for will be granted but he may as well ask, so he immediately starts listing things off on his fingers.]

A gun, some smokes, a knife, my phone, oh and a way off this fucking boat.

[riseunparalleled]

I can get you some 'cigarettes', I might be able to get your phone but it wouldn't have access to the outside world [but there are other reasons he might want to have his phone] and I'm afraid I don't feel comfortable giving a weapon to someone I don't know.

I don't believe the last one is something I can do anything about.

[helluvamess]

So the other inmates with weapons, they suck their warden's dicks real good and that's why they got them?

[riseunparalleled]

I've never asked. If people want to reveal personal details, it's usually harder to make them stop than start.

[helluvamess]

Uh-huh, sure. Look if that's what you're fishing for with wanting to "know me better", just say that, princess. I can make time in my busy schedule to bend you over something and rail you for a while.

[riseunparalleled]

[He raises a hand to hide his smile.]

Sorry, you just remind me a little of my cousin. I promise it's just the swearing. Unlike my cousin, I'd like to know you as a person, but I don't believe in trying to force someone into conversations about themselves.

I won't pretend it's difficult to get your hands on a weapon. There are a lot of different philosophies at play.

[helluvamess]

[He's not entirely used to not getting a reaction from others, and Blitzø feels like he probably should be offended but he feels like trying to start a fight about that won't work either.

Which leaves being serious and he's not a fan of that.]

Riiiight, so I'm just supposed to believe that you actually give a fuck about me? Look this is just a job for you so you can get your shiny reward or whatever. So just fuck off.

[riseunparalleled]

[This is exactly the reaction Xie Lian is used to getting. He can't force anyone to believe he cares, all he can do is offer.]

Okay. Do you want cigarettes and your phone?

[helluvamess]

...yes.

[Petulent, but he does want the phone in particular. His photos are on there.]

[riseunparalleled]

The Admiral's agreed to the request. Both should appear in your cabin.

[helluvamess]

[DOUBT.

...until he returns later and they are there by the door, almost like he'd left them there himself.

Not sure how he feels about that. Thanking people is also awkward so he'll just dwell on it for a while.]