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"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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What j-- being a warden.

[This is very much said with a tone of duh.]

I was a dwarf once.

[Which, well. She has the height for it, at least.]

Wasn't as weird as I would have expected. Being humanoid helped, I guess.

Hah! Like that's a fucking job. Do you even know what it is you're supposed to do to "redeem" people? And who decides what counts as redemption anyway? This whole system's a scam if you ask me. Admiral shit for brains may as well flip a coin every time someone gets hijacked.

But sure, tell me allll about your stressful daily work as a warden.

Not stressful. Time-consuming.

Uh-huh. Didn't answer my question I see. Time-consuming cause you don't know what to do?

[Honestly, yes, sometimes, and the notable pause here probably confirms that.]

No, he doesn't tell us what to do, because he sucks as a boss. Coming back to life and getting deals - all that stuff's real. It's not a scam. But it's inefficient.