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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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[helluvamess]

Oh yeah, you definitely fucked up if that's your answer. Is that why you're so mad about me talking to your friends? Worried that they'll like me more?

[stressingwitchface]

I am furious that you deign to interact so rudely with my acquaintances who deserve more RESPECT.

And I don't want a palisman, I want you to turn in yours. Obviously you don't have the maturity to care for one!

[helluvamess]

Remind me which of us is in shit with their warden again?

[Although having also talked to Malcolm... he has a bit more sympathy for her now.]

Look, Kiki. I'm disrespectful as shit. Your friends don't like that they can tell me to get fucked themselves and I'm not gonna talk to them again. But I'm not gonna change how I act just cause some fucker thinks they should be treated better than everyone else.

And I'm not giving up Staples for anything. She's my daughter and I love her.

[stressingwitchface]

[her face is one of utter confusion, fury, and then slow acceptance, as she mulls this all over to marinate in her brain]

She isn’t your daughter, idiot.

[but the name calling is significantly less heated than before]

Why “Staples”? Could you not spell Stables properly? That would at least make sense.

[helluvamess]

I bought her to life, didn't I? And I've gotta take care of her? Sounds like a daughter to me.

And what's wrong with Staples?

[stressingwitchface]

It's a stupid name.

[helluvamess]

Ignoring the fact you're wrong, the fuck does that mean? What makes it more stupid than Flapjack, Hunter, or Kikimora?

[stressingwitchface]

At least our names are ones that strike imposing notes in your head! Hunter is just that - a lethal fighter who can hunt you down. My name is split in two; Kiki- is the sound a bird demon will make to mock you before it kills you. -mora is female and death together.

Flapjack is also a stupid name.

[helluvamess]

Why's it gotta be something imposing? Staples is cute.

[stressingwitchface]

No it isn't! A STAPLE is a tiny piece of very breakable metal designed to hold papers together!

You have one of the most powerful magical artifacts from our world and you named her after a PAPERCLIP!

[helluvamess]

Hey! I have a horse named Paperclip already, ok! I couldn't give Staples a name I'd already used!

But fine, what would you call a palisman then?

[stressingwitchface]

Something infinitely more thoughtful and creative than Paperclip.

[helluvamess]

Like what, Kiki Junior?

[stressingwitchface]

I would have to THINK on it.

[helluvamess]

I've got lists of great names already. Grape Fiesta, The Letter R, Soap Crisis, Chadicle...

I already claimed those ones but I can give you some of the others I'm not sure I'll use.

[stressingwitchface]

I am not going to NEED them because I don't have a palisman, you idiot! And I don't want a list of your stupid names anyway!

[helluvamess]

Your loss. I was even gonna let you pick Kaboom or Nail Polish.

[stressingwitchface]

This is stupid. You're stupid. Your FACE is stupid.

[helluvamess]

Hah! You think I don't know that? I have to look at it in a mirror!

[stressingwitchface]

I hate you!

[helluvamess]

Join the club!

But can you fucking hate me later? I've got shit to do.

[stressingwitchface]

Fine.