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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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[atowncalledtreffy]

[Trevor snorts, and flips Blitz off]

He's Lark Tennant. He's a werewolf.

We're gonna go play cards with him.

[helluvamess]

Oh right, the leather jacket daddy. Yeah, I think we met when I got here.

Ohhh you want me to wingman you? 'Bout time you got some.

[atowncalledtreffy]

He's like my brother, you depraved monster. And I don't..


Look, I can always jump off the ship for sex.

[helluvamess]

More for me then. And what do you mean, jump off the ship? You taking ideas from Johann now?

[atowncalledtreffy]

I mean I have someone back home. And I'd rather be lonely forever than betray that trust.

[helluvamess]

Still think jumping off the side of the ship is a little extreme for having to wait until you get to go home again.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I don't know if I ever will.

[helluvamess]

Well that took a dark turn. Fine, let's go play cards and you can tell me why the fuck you don't just leave if you wanna?

[atowncalledtreffy]

[he snorts and gives an apologetic shrug]

Sorry.

My ex-warden says it's strip poker, so be prepared for that shit.

[helluvamess]

Oh fuck yes.

Gonna see what you're hiding down there.

[atowncalledtreffy]

What makes you think you’ll win?

[helluvamess]

Cause I'll be cheating, obviously.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Like I can't cheat.

[helluvamess]

Then I guess we see who cheats better!

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're fucking on.

[helluvamess]

We get Lark naked first though, right?

[atowncalledtreffy]

You think we can? He's a lawyer who also cheats.

[helluvamess]

Then it sounds like it's gonna be a great fucking night one way or another. Better if there's booze too.

[Do you really want your inmate drunk and horned up while playing strip poker, Trevor?]

[atowncalledtreffy]

Go to my room and look under the floorboards. Grab a bottle or three.

[helluvamess]

Gotta be three. One each, and I'll finish anything you lightweights don't get to.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I'm three times your size and I've been drunk since I was thirteen!

[helluvamess]

And I've won a drinking contest with the Original Sin of Gluttony, bitch! I'll drink you under the table and then some!

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're a fucking liar, and I'm gonna prove it!

[helluvamess]

Of course I'm a fucking liar! But not about that so better bring a spare liver asshole!

[atowncalledtreffy]

[affectionately]

Shithead!