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[helluvamess]

"If you're hearing this then I can't be fucked answering right now or some other shit-covered fuckwich is going down on this boat so I'll get back to you when the fuck I can!"

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[The door to Blitzø's cabin looks like a typical shitty apartment door. Inside is pretty much exactly a shitty apartment. The door marked "Loona's room" does not open when tried and it appears that Blitzø himself sleeps on the couch. The walls are covered with images and drawings of horses, however every picture of Blitzø has his face scribbled over.]

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[helluvamess]

Lunatic how?

[Because someone's feeling a little violent and like making bad choices and that sounds like an option...]

[sixfeetofdirt]

He won't be running around the halls with a knife any time soon. He's the calculating type.

He as good as seized control of the city, and was planning on expanding that power through a scheme that would have left thousands dead. On a more...personal note, he sold Karlach to a devil. That little problem of hers I alluded to, the one that will absolutely kill her? That's on him.

[helluvamess]

You think he's going to be a problem here? I mean, he sounds like a manipulative fucker, but it's not like he has any of that power and shit here, does he?

...I could probably kneecap him if you want though.

[sixfeetofdirt]

Ha. Thoughtful, darling, but there's no need.

I don't think he's going to be a problem in isolation. Just be cautious if he ever starts asking around for collaborators in whatever schemes he might concoct.

[helluvamess]

I mean. I could just kneecap him for shits and giggles really. This place is boring as fuck and it's not like anyone would do anything about it.

Half the time someone goes on a murder spree and nothing fucking happens.

But yeah, fine. I'll keep an eye on him.

[sixfeetofdirt]

That's all I ask, my sweet.

I missed the breach - how was it?

[helluvamess]

I was out of it for the whole thing. Hear everyone got that premium furry experience though.

[sixfeetofdirt]

Likewise.

And speaking of the 'premium furry experience', am I right to understand a couple of our newer passengers are from the same Hell as yourself?

[helluvamess]

Ugh, you mean Angel Dust and tiny tits the one-eyed wonder? Yeah, but they're sinners.

[sixfeetofdirt]

As opposed to being born in Hell like yourself, I assume. Not a fan?

[helluvamess]

Yeah, they're humans who kicked it and ended up down with the rest of us. The live forever in their clusterfuck of a city so most of them are kinda fucked in the head. Sinners don't tend to have much to do with the rest of us.

Angel seems ok but I'm pretty sure a whole logging industry could be run off of the stick up the other one's ass.

[sixfeetofdirt]

Ha. I've spoken with Angel a little. I like him. The other one seems....well, I won't be going out of my way to ingratiate myself.